BONUS Ask Marc Anything #9

Episode 734212 • Released June 20, 2023 • Speakers not detected

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00:00:00Here we go.
00:00:06It's time for Ask Mark Anything.
00:00:10Got a lot of questions.
00:00:12A lot.
00:00:13And I'm going to save some of them for future installments, but I appreciate you sending them.
00:00:20Let's get into it.
00:00:23I just saw two Leslie and I enjoyed your performance.
00:00:26How did you arrive at the regional accent your character had in that movie?
00:00:30Well, I think I discussed this on the podcast proper as opposed to the bonus episodes here, but...
00:00:37When I got the role, I was nervous about the accent and I talked to the director about it who had to cajole me into doing the role.
00:00:44And I said, look, man, I don't know about the accent.
00:00:47You know, I don't know if I can do it.
00:00:49And he said, it doesn't matter.
00:00:51Don't worry about it.
00:00:52But then I thought about it and I thought, well, if I'm going to try acting and I'm going to continue to act and I'm going to continue to make it interesting.
00:00:59I should try the accent.
00:01:01So I met with a dialect coach and we talked about Texan accents.
00:01:06And she said some people don't have any.
00:01:08Some have extreme that are more Southern.
00:01:11But she said that we should go with Lubbock, a Lubbock accent.
00:01:14And I'm like, OK.
00:01:16And basically, she sent me some videos to watch.
00:01:19And for some reason, they were just videos of an older Mac Davis being interviewed as an example of the Lubbock accent.
00:01:27And then she gave me a phonetic guide to vowel and consonant and how things fit together in the accent.
00:01:35And I used that as a key.
00:01:37But I would say it was primarily a...
00:01:40It definitely had a twang to it.
00:01:44There was an accent there, but it was not extreme.
00:01:47And it wasn't one that was going to make me look foolish and trying to do.
00:01:50Maybe it did.
00:01:51I thought I did OK with it.
00:01:53I definitely committed.
00:01:54But that's that story.
00:01:58Back when Chris Rock's newest special aired, you alluded to the fact that you didn't plan on watching it.
00:02:02Why not?
00:02:03Well, you know, to be honest with you, I don't watch that many comedy specials.
00:02:07I don't know.
00:02:07I really think I just lost interest, and I have a lot to do, really, and a lot to watch.
00:02:13And I've got nothing personal against Chris, and I think he's a great comic, but I didn't find myself interested.
00:02:21And also, all the hype that went around it, the live element of it, I just wasn't interested.
00:02:29What would you say was the birthplace of alternative comedy?
00:02:32Did alternative comedy take off at roughly the same time across the U.S.?
00:02:36Or did it start on the West Coast and move over to the East with Luna?
00:02:40My recollection is that it started here in Los Angeles at a couple of places.
00:02:45one called The Uncabaret.
00:02:46Beth Lapidus had a show that was really the beginning of that kind of storytelling day of stuff.
00:02:53And there was also, I believe, a show at BookSoup or one of the bookstores that was also sort of getting attention.
00:03:01And then Largo, the original Largo, started up.
00:03:04So I would say that those three places in particular, in my memory, were really ahead of New York.
00:03:10And then
00:03:11Me and some other comics got together with the support of Michael O'Brien and Dave Becky to start doing it in New York or some version of it.
00:03:23It was originally at, we did like two shows that I don't even remember where.
00:03:27And then we were at a place called Rebar, which was probably the worst place to do anything.
00:03:31There was no chairs.
00:03:32It was in a back room, kind of.
00:03:35A lot of people were sitting on the floor.
00:03:36But that was where it started.
00:03:38It was exciting.
00:03:39And then it moved over to the Luna Lounge.
00:03:41That's how that went.
00:03:45I was at the Largo show and Zach Galifianakis showed up.
00:03:48How does that happen?
00:03:49Did you know he had some jokes he wanted to workshop?
00:03:51Did he reach out to you or the booker to get him on the show?
00:03:54Well, Zach, if he's around, has a relationship with Flanagan, who runs Largo.
00:03:59And Flanagan said, hey, do you mind if Zach comes by?
00:04:02He doesn't have to, but he's around.
00:04:04And I'm like, yeah, of course.
00:04:05That's how that goes.
00:04:07I was also at Willie Nelson's 90th birthday concert at the Hollywood Bowl, and I listened to your recap of the concert the following Monday.
00:04:13I agreed with you on what the highlights were, especially Dave Matthews' moving rendition of Willie's Funny How Time Slips Away.
00:04:20But you prefaced your comments about Dave with how you've always been a little derisive of him.
00:04:25Is there a reason why?
00:04:26It seems like you're not the only one who feels that way.
00:04:28I don't know.
00:04:29He's just sort of charismatically boring to me.
00:04:32I never really gave the guy a chance.
00:04:34I find something annoying about him, annoying about the people that like him.
00:04:37It just feels like very... And I know they're all talented musicians, but it just seems very mediocre and ill-defined.
00:04:49I put them in there with other jam bands that I'm too old to get into anymore, like Fish.
00:04:55I don't know.
00:04:57I just find him annoying, and I'm just not interested.
00:05:02But he's clearly a talented guy.
00:05:04I did a whole bit on him on one of the specials.
00:05:06It was probably...
00:05:08It was either more later.
00:05:09I think it was more later.
00:05:11And there's an entire Dave Matthews bit on there, maybe too real.
00:05:14I can't remember.
00:05:16What is your favorite Paul Thomas Anderson film?
00:05:19What is your favorite Wes Anderson film?
00:05:23Good questions.
00:05:24For Paul Thomas Anderson, I would have to say The Master and There Will Be Blood are probably my two favorites.
00:05:33I watch them the most, trying to glean more meaning out of them.
00:05:38I like all of his movies.
00:05:41Magnolia and Boogie Nights were obviously more entertaining and more kind of plot-driven.
00:05:50But I would say The Master and There Will Be Blood.
00:05:54Wes Anderson, I have to say, and I haven't seen all his movies, but I've seen a lot of them.
00:06:00I would have to say still...
00:06:01The Tenenbaums, even after watching other movies.
00:06:05I do like the... I liked The French Dispatch, but I think The Royal Tenenbaums is probably my favorite there.
00:06:12For Pride Month, is there any chance you could rename the Elliot Page episode so it no longer deadnames him?
00:06:20Well, look...
00:06:22When Elliot came out as trans, we reached out and asked about the episode in our archives.
00:06:27And we were told it was fine to leave it as was at that time.
00:06:31And we asked pretty quickly after he came out as trans.
00:06:36When this question came in, we asked again, figuring something might have changed.
00:06:43And his representative said, yes, renaming the episode would be appreciated.
00:06:46So we did.
00:06:47No problem.
00:06:47But we reached out immediately.
00:06:49How many hours of preparation do you have before your interviews, screen time, reading?
00:06:55Do you have a research assistant?
00:06:57I don't.
00:06:58And it really depends.
00:07:00I definitely start poking around the day before.
00:07:03Brendan McDonald, my producer, will do a breakdown of some guests with some bio information and also some things that he finds might be areas of conversation.
00:07:15I have been pretty diligent about watching whatever they're here to promote so I can have a way in and sometimes catch up on stuff that I hadn't seen before.
00:07:26So I would say, depending on who it is, like two days to a week here and there, not too crazy.
00:07:35Do you take the picture with your guest before or after the interview?
00:07:39After, always after.
00:07:40I always assumed the character Josh Brenner plays in the show Maren was based on Brendan, even though that character was more of an intern assistant and there really isn't a producer character on the show.
00:07:51Did the character Kyle draw on your relationship with Brendan in any way?
00:07:55And does he have thoughts or feelings on how the podcast production process was depicted in the show?
00:08:02Josh Brenner is a completely made-up character on Marin.
00:08:06Kyle is completely made-up.
00:08:08I did not have that kind of relationship with my assistants when I had them.
00:08:11I certainly don't have that kind of relationship with Brendan.
00:08:15And Brendan...
00:08:17When I talked to him about it, he said it never once occurred to him that the show was depicting the production process of WTF.
00:08:24And also, oddly, in the initial pilot presentation, which was a like a 20 minute piece, Seth Morris was playing an actual producer character who was who was closer to having the dynamic that Brendan and I have.
00:08:38which I think was not as funny as creating Kyle.
00:08:44But no, I mean, you know, what Brendan does for this show is expansive, and there's many different jobs that he does on his side of this undertaking.
00:08:59But it wasn't really depicted, no.
00:09:02And yeah, that was a comedy team, me and Kyle.
00:09:08I would not say that me and Brendan are a comedy team in life.
00:09:12But certainly...
00:09:17um we've been working together a long time i recently asked him i texted him because i'm going over my will and i'm making changes and i wanted to switch out the default person for uh for for the unplugging for for if i if i go out and i'm not coming back uh to take me off life support that the the guy who i i have in the first position is my brother and i asked brendan
00:09:44if he would take second position on the unplugging.
00:09:47And he very quickly texted back, yes, exclamation point.
00:09:51So we have some funny moments.
00:09:55I think it was supposed to be funny.
00:09:58With some distance from the Sam Elliott episode, what are your thoughts on that whole exchange and his response afterwards?
00:10:03Look, I really, with Sam Elliott, when I asked him about Power of the Dog, I was hoping we'd have a nice conversation about a new Western.
00:10:13I was really, there was no sandbagging intent.
00:10:17I just wanted to have a conversation about a movie in the genre that he is known for and one that I liked.
00:10:24And he just did what he did.
00:10:26And what came back at him, look, he said it in a candid moment.
00:10:32I didn't try to get anything out of him.
00:10:35His sort of dismissal of my podcast because of it, which I don't think he really did.
00:10:40I think he just said, don't do a podcast called WTF.
00:10:44I don't think he was mad at me.
00:10:47There was no reason for him to be.
00:10:48I don't think he anticipated it would blow up like that.
00:10:51I don't think I did either.
00:10:52I think Brendan might have had an inkling.
00:10:55But, you know, we chose to leave the conversation in.
00:10:59So I'm just sorry, ultimately, that the people that represent him got mad, that the publicists that represent him will no longer give us guests because I guess they feel like they should have protected him.
00:11:11But I really don't.
00:11:14I don't know.
00:11:14I think that, you know, it's not that he had it coming, but, you know, his comments were pretty old manny.
00:11:26A long time ago, I sent an email with a list of guest suggestions.
00:11:29Matt Sweeney, Jay Mascus, Kat Power, Kim Gordon.
00:11:31To my surprise, all of them appeared on the show later on.
00:11:33So do you guys look at guest suggestions?
00:11:35And what happened to Mark's budding friendship with Sweeney?
00:11:39I see guest suggestions here and there.
00:11:42If they come through the email, sometimes I look at them.
00:11:46I don't pay attention to them too much on Instagram.
00:11:49But I don't know if they work as a reminder to me.
00:11:53then I usually will follow up.
00:11:56Yeah, but I definitely see them
00:11:59I don't know what happened to my budding friendship with Sweeney.
00:12:01It just didn't just fizzled out.
00:12:04Pat Cooper is clearly someone Mark had a lot of respect for and would have been an ideal WTF guest.
00:12:10Is there a story behind why he never appeared on the show?
00:12:12He just wasn't out here that much.
00:12:14And he wasn't really in New York.
00:12:16And I really didn't know where he was.
00:12:18Every time I think about him, I think I got to get him on.
00:12:20But I didn't really know where he was.
00:12:22And it just it was probably on me to sort of pursue it harder.
00:12:26There was no real story there.
00:12:30Do you like your hair?
00:12:31How often do you get it cut?
00:12:32Do you use any hair products?
00:12:34I do like my hair.
00:12:35It's getting a little long now.
00:12:36I'm kind of thinking about cutting it short again.
00:12:38I do have someone who cuts my hair.
00:12:40It's the same woman who used to cut my hair on my show, Maren Laney, and she comes over here and cuts it.
00:12:48I don't get it cut that often, and I usually wait too long.
00:12:50It's very long.
00:12:51So I get it cut every four to six months, it seems like right now.
00:12:54I don't use any hair products.
00:12:57What are your favorite memories with your grandmother, Goldie?
00:13:02Well, my grandmother Goldie is the one person that early on fully adored me to the core and just loved me and was thrilled about me.
00:13:16I was her first grandson.
00:13:18I have a lot of memories about my grandmother.
00:13:20One that keeps coming up is that she used to like, what are those called?
00:13:27Those buckwheat cereal, the buckwheat flakes.
00:13:31What were those called?
00:13:32I don't know.
00:13:33She always did this thing.
00:13:34There used to be this non-dairy creamer.
00:13:36I think it was called Perk.
00:13:37And she used to pour it a little bit on top of her cereal and it made it taste better.
00:13:42And I think about that sometimes.
00:13:43I don't know why.
00:13:45I did everything with my grandma.
00:13:46I used to like when she made chicken soup.
00:13:50I used to like when we'd go to the mall.
00:13:52I used to like when we'd go.
00:13:57I remember when they built the Paramus Park Mall.
00:14:03she lived in New Jersey, and I was there a lot.
00:14:07I was there every year, certainly, for at least a month.
00:14:10And it was one of the first food courts was at the Paramus Park Mall.
00:14:15And my grandma and I, and my brother, I'm sure, used to go to Willowbrook Mall in New Jersey.
00:14:21But Paramus Park, they promoted this food court.
00:14:24And I remember my grandmother being so excited.
00:14:26She said, upstairs, they have food from all over the world.
00:14:33And I used to like her taste in comedy.
00:14:38I remember she used to like watching stand-up.
00:14:41I remember she told me about Don Rickles.
00:14:43She'd go see Don Rickles in Vegas.
00:14:45And she said, you know, he's very nasty, but he apologizes very nicely to everyone after the show.
00:14:50She used to say that Buddy Hackett was very funny but very filthy.
00:14:54And and sadly, when she watched my first half hour special, I guess she brought a bunch of her old lady friends over to her house in Florida to watch it.
00:15:02And I talked to her afterwards and all she she could say is like, it was so filthy.
00:15:07But I guess not as funny as Buddy Hackett.
00:15:10I don't know.
00:15:10All my memories of my grandma Goldie were pretty great.
00:15:14My 85-year-old dad has recently been diagnosed with Parkinson's and has major short-term memory problems.
00:15:19I've heard you speak of similar symptoms that your dad has, and I was wondering what his diagnosis is.
00:15:25I believe my father has dementia or Alzheimer's.
00:15:29I don't know.
00:15:30It's not clear.
00:15:31It's somewhere in that zone.
00:15:33To the best of your knowledge, what are the demographics of your audience?
00:15:36Have they shifted at all throughout your career?
00:15:38Do you have thoughts on why your audience is who it is?
00:15:41Well, early on, I didn't have an audience.
00:15:44And after the podcast, I had some people who were kind of left over from my political radio show on Air America, and they were still around.
00:15:52But then a new group of people, podcast fans came, and they didn't really know me as a stand-up.
00:15:58And they used to say they would come to support me, which I didn't need.
00:16:02But I've noticed that my fans are either sort of sensitive and intelligent younger people who kind of get where I'm coming from.
00:16:09people my age, couples and men.
00:16:13I used to see a lot of men coming to my shows alone just because I imagine that their friends didn't know who I was.
00:16:22I think those two groups are still with me.
00:16:24But it's usually intelligent people, like-minded people, grown-ups who tip well and behave.
00:16:31It's a real blessing.
00:16:33I'm very grateful for the audience that I've built over the years since I started the podcast.
00:16:40I'm curious what your relapse back into drugs and alcohol many decades ago was like and what precipitated it.
00:16:46I know you have 20 plus years of sobriety now, but you've been in the recovery community for a long time.
00:16:51I just think your answer might be helpful to the newcomer.
00:16:56Well, I don't know what if there was a precipitating factor.
00:16:58I think that when I first got sober, oh, very early on, when I got sober after the first time I got sober was 1988.
00:17:07You know, and I'm coming up on 24 years, and it's, what is it, 2023.
00:17:14So do the math.
00:17:16You know, it took me a long time to put together the years in a row.
00:17:19But the first time I got sober, I went into rehab because I was, you know, psychotic from sweep deprivation and cocaine abuse.
00:17:26And, you know, just to get out of the—I got into rehab and—
00:17:32Afterwards, I didn't really lock into the program.
00:17:35I went to a few meetings when I went back to New York and then I just kind of didn't do anything.
00:17:39And I stayed sober for about a year and a half.
00:17:41And then and then that was sort of the pattern.
00:17:43You know, I'd go out for a year or two and then I'd stay sober for a year and a half.
00:17:47But it wasn't until the last time I got sober, really, in ninety nine.
00:17:53that I really learned how to take in the program, understand the program, use the program, understand powerlessness, work the steps.
00:18:05It wasn't until 99 that I really did that.
00:18:08And within that year or two, upon getting sober in the late 90s, I was in and out a bit, but not much and not for very long.
00:18:16I didn't really relapse.
00:18:18Once 99 came along, that was it.
00:18:20And I just did what I was supposed to do.
00:18:22I listened to the suggestions.
00:18:24I went to meetings at least once a day for years.
00:18:28I got sponsors.
00:18:30And it was just a matter of doing the work.
00:18:33And also, it was helpful that I met a lot of people in the program.
00:18:37The woman who became my second wife in a disastrous marriage got me sober.
00:18:41And I think a lot of...
00:18:43Getting me into the program was driven by me wanting to be with her, even though that didn't work out.
00:18:50I'm still grateful for that.
00:18:53Have you healed from your attachment trauma from childhood?
00:18:57Now, this is a big question.
00:19:01I have never heard...
00:19:03of the condition of attachment trauma.
00:19:07So I had to look it up.
00:19:09And I definitely have that.
00:19:13I'll read you the definition here from the internet.
00:19:18Attachment trauma is considered to be a traumatic experience an infant or child has when a primary caregiver does not or cannot provide adequate care, affection, and comfort.
00:19:31That is the core of my emotional foundation is that both of my parents were not really capable at any type of safe selflessness or nurturing type of care.
00:19:49My mother was very self-involved.
00:19:52My father was completely self-involved and neither one of them really kind of lived up to the emotional responsibility of being parents.
00:20:02My mother, I believe, resented my brother and I. There are incidents with my brother where, you know, he was crying and she would just, you know, lock him in a bedroom because she couldn't handle it.
00:20:12Turns out he had a milk allergy and there are just a lot of different stories.
00:20:17And I've talked about this with my mother.
00:20:19So, but seeing it written out like this, attachment trauma, and looking at it, is attachment trauma PTSD is a question here on the internet.
00:20:29Attachment disorders are nearly always a symptom of C-PTSD, complex post-traumatic stress disorder, oftentimes looks like
00:20:37Looks like this attachment issues and relationship struggles, intimacy issues, flashbacks, mood swings, anxiety, depression, addiction issues, eating disorders, personality disorder traits.
00:20:49That sounds to me a lot like borderline.
00:20:51And I think that would also probably fall under the umbrella of this.
00:20:55But I have certainly had a lot of these.
00:21:00Relationship struggles, intimacy issues, flashbacks, mood swings, anxiety, depression, addiction issues, eating disorders, personality disorder traits.
00:21:10Check, check, check, check, check.
00:21:13this is all relative to attachment trauma.
00:21:18I imagine there's degrees of it.
00:21:20My parents were present, but they just saw me as extensions of themselves and their own sort of concern, panic, worry, anger.
00:21:29And it really left me emotionally crippled in some respects.
00:21:34And you're asking me,
00:21:37I've had to break this down.
00:21:38I like that you gave me this new term, this new language, attachment trauma.
00:21:45But I've dealt with it in a lot of different ways.
00:21:47I am hyper aware of it.
00:21:48You know, I found the fantasy bond by Robert Firestone very helpful.
00:21:51I found sobriety very helpful.
00:21:52But but the truth of the matter is, no, I don't think I have healed.
00:22:00I don't know if I will.
00:22:01You know, I've worked hard on accepting who I am and I've certainly worked hard on awareness around it.
00:22:07And certainly my addiction issues are not the drugs that I used to do, but I do go on very compulsive about caffeine.
00:22:15And now I'm sort of back on nicotine a bit with the lozenges.
00:22:19You know, I've had, you know, sexual compulsion.
00:22:22I've had very certainly an eating disorder and certainly anxiety in like I don't know.
00:22:31You know, sadly, you know, the people that you attract and that you're connected to when you have trauma are going to be people with trauma in various forms of recovery or unrecovery as you are.
00:22:43And a lot of that, you know, kind of leads to relationship issues.
00:22:48My intimacy issues, my intimacy issues, I'm aware of.
00:22:51I'm aware of that I have a hard time receiving love because I can't really fundamentally trust it.
00:22:55I have a hard time.
00:22:56I don't have a hard time showing up for people or being supportive or being there for them.
00:23:02But to really sort of let myself love people is tricky.
00:23:06And I've sort of taken the path of least resistance forward.
00:23:10In some cases, I'm not I'm getting old and I'm not wired for the drama of like minded people, even though the emotions can be strong.
00:23:22And I don't know if I'm ever going to heal.
00:23:25I think I've healed, but I don't know if I'm ever going to overcome them and become a functioning emotional person.
00:23:32You know, what comes with acceptance is also the idea that I'm old or older.
00:23:37And I don't know if I want to go through what it would take to sort of try to, you know, learn how to be loved and learn how to love, you know, with a full open heart, even though people say it's amazing.
00:23:49I don't know.
00:23:50Maybe it is, but I don't know.
00:23:52I don't seem to be doing the work.
00:23:55That would get me there, but I do seem to have a certain amount of self-acceptance.
00:23:59I don't know.
00:24:01So, yes, I have healed...
00:24:04to a degree, but I've also become a bit callous, I guess, or not callous, a bit shut down maybe, or a bit sort of, I've surrendered to maybe not doing the work, but I think I've healed in the way of self-awareness and behavior for the most part, but I don't know if I got back what I lost or what I never had.
00:24:36Now that you are vegan, are you no longer using the Traeger Grill to grill or smoke anything?
00:24:41I am not.
00:24:42I keep looking at it.
00:24:43I got to get it set up again.
00:24:44I mean, I could still entertain.
00:24:46I guess there's a way to do vegetables out there.
00:24:48I just haven't gotten it back up.
00:24:52You seem to derive a lot of pleasure from cooking.
00:24:53How did you develop your interest in it?
00:24:56Well, look, I've always been interested in cooking.
00:24:59And, you know, one of my first jobs...
00:25:01was sort of a short order cook at a restaurant.
00:25:05And I did that in college.
00:25:07I would cook at delis.
00:25:08I had a professor in college who was in love with me and he would have these dinner parties and he was sort of a self-taught gourmet.
00:25:16And like, I think I owe it to him
00:25:19To the, I believe, late Gary Orgel, who, you know, among other things, was a bit predatory.
00:25:25But on the on the good side, he did make me aspire to a lot of things.
00:25:33Being gay was not one of them, but being a good cook was.
00:25:37He tried.
00:25:41But yeah, I mean, he sort of was my template for that, that you can learn how to cook.
00:25:47You don't have to go to cooking school, but if you're interested and you're able to follow a recipe and you learn techniques, you can learn how to cook.
00:25:53And I find it very rewarding.
00:25:54And I think it's a real, I think it's a grownup responsibility to really know
00:26:00to be able to prepare food for four to 12 people, you know, within a day, to be able to conceive of menus, to be able to visualize recipes, to be able to know what you can and can't cook, what you like to cook, what you don't like to cook, to sort of take risks.
00:26:16You know, there's, it's a never ending kind of source of creativity.
00:26:19If you want to try something, you can, you know, there's a million things you can try to cook if you enjoy cooking.
00:26:25So yeah,
00:26:27But I would have to track it back to, I like the idea of working in delis, but to learning to actually cook, I got to give that to Gary as being the inspiration.
00:26:39Have you ever dated a fan?
00:26:41Have I ever not?
00:26:43As in somebody that you only knew as a fan and then eventually dated?
00:26:49I would say on some level, like I would say that my first, my second wife was really a fan, though she was a comic.
00:26:56I would say that I think some of my other girlfriends were definitely fans first.
00:27:02Do you mean a fan that I knew?
00:27:03Well, look, I have definitely been in the position where I have dated fans.
00:27:08I think Lynn Shelton, she wasn't really a fan, but she became a very big fan, a very persistent big fan.
00:27:16But, you know, we loved each other.
00:27:18But, yes, I've dated fans.
00:27:20I've... Yes.
00:27:23I believe my current girlfriend was a fan.
00:27:27I don't know.
00:27:29What can I tell you?
00:27:31I don't have any, I don't think it needs to be judged.
00:27:37But I used to do a joke about that.
00:27:41The one thing that I know about dating fans is that it's a surefire way to lose fans.
00:27:50One at a time or many if they see it a certain way.
00:27:58What is your retirement plan?
00:27:59Will you ever retire?
00:28:00I seem to think I will.
00:28:02I do feel like I could.
00:28:04I don't know if that's real.
00:28:06My retirement plan right now is to get permanent residency in Canada, which is like a green card where if I spend two out of five years up there, I can get health care and also work.
00:28:19And there's a lot to work up there.
00:28:21I don't see it as giving up my citizenship, but in my mind, it's a fantasy.
00:28:26It's a retirement fantasy.
00:28:28And yeah, I do feel like I would like to wind down.
00:28:31I feel like I would like to detach from show business entirely sometimes if I could, if I had the willpower.
00:28:41What will you do for your 60th birthday?
00:28:43I have no plans.
00:28:45I have no idea.
00:28:46I kind of let them kind of blow by generally, but I guess I should do something.
00:28:51Maybe someone will do something for me.
00:28:53How do you cope with getting older?
00:28:55You interviewed a bunch of older folks and they seemed at peace with their age.
00:28:59Did you take away any useful advice?
00:29:02I seem to acknowledge that I'm getting older.
00:29:04I can see that I'm getting older.
00:29:05I'm kind of fascinated with the idea that I'm getting older.
00:29:08I do feel my body...
00:29:10Getting beat up because of my compulsive nature around exercise.
00:29:15I think I'm coping okay.
00:29:18I'm a little afraid of what may happen to my body, my brain, inside my body.
00:29:24I think the mortality fear, it's there.
00:29:29And if I let myself do it, it gets me anxious.
00:29:34But in terms of the actual aging and being the age I am, I'm okay with it now.
00:29:41Do you have any phobias?
00:29:42Doesn't need to be clinically recognized.
00:29:44Just anything that particularly scares you or creeps you out.
00:29:49I don't like being scared by things in the moment, but there's very few things that I'm scared of in a way that is sort of ongoing.
00:29:58I don't like being startled by, you know, wild animals, insects, humans.
00:30:07But that's not really a phobia.
00:30:08I would say that my longest and sort of pronounced phobia is of water I cannot see the bottom of.
00:30:16large bodies of water, or even smaller bodies of water that are too deep for me to assess.
00:30:22I think I have a fear of that.
00:30:25I don't love flying.
00:30:26I'm afraid of it, but I've had to accept and live with that one.
00:30:30I love the idea of plummeting out of the air.
00:30:34I have a terrible fear of being T-boned in my car.
00:30:38There was an accident that happened in Albuquerque where a drunk driver was barreling down a side street,
00:30:45So fast, ran a stop sign and struck, broadsided another car, but drove right through it.
00:30:53It hit it and soared over it and decapitated four people in it.
00:30:58Being T-boned in a car is really my day-to-day most active fear because I'm not out on the ocean all the time.
00:31:09I don't like flying over water either.
00:31:11That's a double whammy.
00:31:13I'm so afraid the combination of flying and flying over large bodies of water is just horrifying to me.
00:31:20The idea of crashing into the water and just being strapped into a seat at the bottom of the ocean is probably metaphorically the loneliest image I can possibly even think of.
00:31:32Even though I'll be dead.
00:31:34But that one really gets me.
00:31:37I got to do a lot of fucking be in the moment kind of stuff.
00:31:42A lot of self-talk flying over those large bodies of water.
00:31:50At your May Dynasty typewriter show, you were interacting with someone filming and talked briefly about a documentary.
00:31:56Is there a documentary happening?
00:31:58I sure hope so.
00:31:58That guy's been following me around for two years.
00:32:01Apparently, we just got funding and he's going to put it together.
00:32:03It started as sort of like, you know, doing comedy after Lynn passing and after COVID and just getting back into it, moving towards the special.
00:32:12And now I don't even know what it is.
00:32:14All I know is that guy's got a lot of footage on me.
00:32:17That's Stephen Feinhart's.
00:32:19And he directed my special, too.
00:32:21I had to.
00:32:21I mean, I had to just give him the job.
00:32:24He's been shooting me forever.
00:32:26Which room do you normally work in at the comedy store, the OR, the original room or the main room?
00:32:32I generally work both.
00:32:35She seems to put me a lot in the in the main room on weekends.
00:32:39That's the big showroom.
00:32:40But sometimes she'll give me both rooms in one night and I go back and forth.
00:32:44I like the original room.
00:32:44It's smaller.
00:32:45It's more intimate.
00:32:46You can get a different kind of groove going.
00:32:48It's easier to riff in there.
00:32:49But I'll work either one.
00:32:51I like the main room, too.
00:32:53You know, it's taken me a lifetime to feel comfortable in there.
00:32:56because the whole place had such an impact on me when I was younger.
00:32:59Talk about trauma in my 20s.
00:33:03But yeah, I mean, I work both of them pretty frequently, but I bet I'm in the main room more.
00:33:10There you go.
00:33:11That's this particular episode of Ask Me Anything.
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