BONUS The Radio Days - Ben Folds and Toby Maron

Episode 733962 • Released August 20, 2024 • Speakers not detected

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00:00:08Hey folks, these are more interviews from Morning Sedition on Air America Radio from back in 2005.
00:00:15First, a few segments from Friday, May 13th.
00:00:18We had Ben Folds in the studio for an interview, but also my mom was hanging around and we brought her into the studio to get her on the microphone.
00:00:27Then from the following Monday, May 16th, this is a good example of the opening segments we would do to get the week started.
00:00:34Some weird stuff happens at 6 a.m.
00:00:36And what I learned to do on the mics here is a lot of what led me to doing the podcast the way that I do it.
00:00:42This was where I learned it.
00:00:44You'll hear me, my co-host Mark Riley and Chris Lopresto on the board.
00:00:49And a reminder about these old clips.
00:00:50These are all from compressed digital files.
00:00:53So the audio quality isn't up to our standards, but it's not too bad.
00:01:00We'll be right back.
00:01:18Six past the hour.
00:01:19It's morning sedition here on Air America Radio.
00:01:21I'm Mark Maron.
00:01:21That's Mark Riley.
00:01:22Good morning.
00:01:23Good morning, philosopher kings and queens, working-class heroes, geniuses, progressive utopians, working conservatives.
00:01:30Good morning to all of you.
00:01:31Wake up, sheeple.
00:01:32It's Friday.
00:01:33I hope it's okay.
00:01:34It's a beautiful day here in New York City if you're listening to 1190 WLIB.
00:01:38It's been a very exciting show, and it's going to get more exciting.
00:01:42We are pleased to bring on the man behind Ben Folds 5, obviously, and his...
00:01:47He's also the producer of William Shatner's latest CD.
00:01:50His new solo album, Songs for Silverman, was just released.
00:01:54He'll be playing in Philadelphia tonight, Boston tomorrow night, after which he heads off to Europe.
00:01:59Ben Foles is here.
00:02:01All right, Ben, so I want to start with something that jumped right out at me right away.
00:02:05You grew up in the south, and now you're living in Australia.
00:02:09I mean, did the last four years really freak you out?
00:02:12Did you just have to, like, jump ship?
00:02:14I'm really far south now.
00:02:16I've gone as far south as you can come.
00:02:20I'm in Nashville some of the year.
00:02:22And the other part of the year, I'm in Australia.
00:02:25And I guess it could be said that all the people that threatened to leave the country, I may be the only person I can name that actually did it.
00:02:31But I didn't really because I still live in Nashville.
00:02:33Do you like Nashville because of the songwriting scene or because of the musician's community or the recording equipment?
00:02:39Why Nashville?
00:02:40It's the recording equipment, first of all.
00:02:42I mean, it's...
00:02:44For me, it's like really central, and I can get to New York quickly and get out to the West Coast.
00:02:49It's good.
00:02:50Now, Adelaide is a little off the beaten path, even by Australian standards.
00:02:54What made you pick Adelaide?
00:02:56It's remote, and I live in a remote part of Adelaide, too.
00:03:00Oh, wow.
00:03:01It's like I live like a remote from the remote from the remote.
00:03:03Would it be the south of Adelaide?
00:03:05Actually, yes.
00:03:07I do live south of Adelaide.
00:03:09I live down the south of the beach.
00:03:11Yeah, I mean, Adelaide, my wife's from Adelaide, and so that's where we ended up.
00:03:16That'll do it.
00:03:17Love will move you every time.
00:03:18Yeah, move me all the way there.
00:03:20Actually, she is from almost exactly the opposite coordinates on the globe from me.
00:03:26If you drew a straight line through from North Carolina, where I'm from, down, it would just about make to Adelaide.
00:03:3311,000 or 22,000, I can't remember how many miles.
00:03:36You guys had your charts done?
00:03:40Mine doesn't look too good, though.
00:03:43Because I'm like the asshole sign to begin with.
00:03:46Virgo.
00:03:47Hey, wait a minute.
00:03:48That's my sign.
00:03:49We're the asshole sign.
00:03:51Have you ever noticed there's nobody we get along with?
00:03:54If you read the charts, it's like you kind of find some comfort in Capricorn.
00:03:59Sort of.
00:04:00And that's about it.
00:04:01But everyone else is like, you get along well when they give you like eight or nine differences.
00:04:05I was almost a Virgo.
00:04:06I'm a Libra.
00:04:07You're only three days off a Virgo.
00:04:08Yeah, I'm a Libra.
00:04:09I'm half a... Yeah, I go back and forth.
00:04:12I try to balance my... You were on the cusp of the anus.
00:04:17Cusp of the anus?
00:04:18Can you make that a song, please?
00:04:19I'll write it down for you.
00:04:20That's going to be my book.
00:04:21Benfold's song title, Cusp of the Anus.
00:04:24Sounds like a good album title.
00:04:26One of your songs, couldn't it?
00:04:27It could be.
00:04:28I had a couple of good ones last night I won't go into.
00:04:31We were sitting on the bus just going right to that place you go to on tour.
00:04:37Come on.
00:04:40Did you want to ask about William Shatner?
00:04:43Yeah, because I've always found Shatner to be a fascinating character.
00:04:47And when he first started doing music,
00:04:51I was just... It, like, totally freaked me out.
00:04:54And he played on his record.
00:04:55Is that the deal?
00:04:56I wrote and produced his record, basically.
00:04:59And, I mean, he wrote a lot of stories and lyrics and things.
00:05:03And then I set that to music, and I would bring in, like, Amy Mann to do a song with him, or Henry Rollins, Joe Jackson.
00:05:11He wrote to Pop Heavy.
00:05:12Yeah, he wrote a song with...
00:05:14Nick Hornby, the guy that wrote High Fidelity and Bad Boy and all those things, and he just kind of cooked up out of his head this really cool story that happens to be really pretty close to Shatner's life without even knowing it.
00:05:27So it was cool.
00:05:28Yeah, things came together in a really cool way.
00:05:29It was really neat.
00:05:30Somehow he just cooked up a story about a Jewish guy from Canada who became a Starfleet commander?
00:05:36He had no idea.
00:05:37Because he's like the Nostradamus.
00:05:40I guess so.
00:05:41Well, what was it about Shatner?
00:05:43Was this done with a campy sensibility or some sort of honest respect for his musical talents?
00:05:50Or is there a difference for you?
00:05:51I think it was honest respect for his life experience and his acting talents.
00:05:56He's a really talented cat.
00:06:00I mean, I think you can take that for granted with someone who's kind of been a thing in the business for that long.
00:06:07And he's amazing.
00:06:10It's a good record, but it's got some funny stuff.
00:06:13He's funny, and he can't help that.
00:06:16So that's in it, but it's also serious as well.
00:06:18Well, in this last record for Songs for Silverman, you played with a band that you brought together, and you recorded in Nashville at the same RCA studios that Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, and other dignitaries of early rock and roll once performed in.
00:06:35I guess I have two questions.
00:06:38Do you believe that there are ghosts in the studio?
00:06:41Do you believe that studios have a certain tone and sound and feel because of what went on there before?
00:06:47Could be.
00:06:48I mean, there's something at least to, if something lasts for that long, there's something to it, I think.
00:06:54But you didn't think that going in?
00:06:56It feels pretty cool in there.
00:06:58It really does.
00:06:59It's got a great feeling to it.
00:07:01I think the yoga people call it Akashic Energy, right?
00:07:04It's like the stuff that's in the walls.
00:07:06I don't know.
00:07:07It really does feel great in there.
00:07:08I like old things.
00:07:10Was there old equipment as well?
00:07:12Were you able to use some microphones that were different?
00:07:14I use old mics.
00:07:15It's all my equipment in there.
00:07:16I've set up camp in there for the last four years.
00:07:19Oh, okay.
00:07:20It's been my place.
00:07:20That's where I recorded Shatner's record.
00:07:22Now, Nashville, at least for me, has always evoked that whole country music thing.
00:07:29Is the music scene there as segregated as country music might suggest?
00:07:37Well, it kind of is.
00:07:38It used to be.
00:07:39I think there was a really awkward growth period in Nashville where...
00:07:43The country music business decided to be a little more open-minded and try to sign some pop acts.
00:07:49It was really probably not good for the pop acts because they were all trying to do things really in a way they didn't understand.
00:07:56And it probably killed a few acts that I can actually name.
00:08:01But now there's East Nashville over the river.
00:08:04and that's where all of the sort of original pop goes on, and they stay in their own zone.
00:08:11And it's really good stuff.
00:08:12There's some good bands.
00:08:13I mean, I don't keep up with a lot of music personally, but I hear a lot of tapes, you know, from my friends, and I say, this is so-and-so.
00:08:20I go, wow, that's really good.
00:08:22So there's some good stuff coming out of there pretty soon.
00:08:24So the spectrum is basically you have country, you have modern country, and then, you know, over on the left bank of Nashville, you get pop.
00:08:32Which is not.
00:08:33So what's really missing there in the gap is just, you know, standard rock, I guess, because you would differentiate between, you know, what has come to be known as modern pop and just rock and roll.
00:08:44Right.
00:08:45Yeah, I guess so.
00:08:46I don't know.
00:08:46I guess rock and roll is kind of like, I mean, it's like ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
00:08:50But I don't really think about that too much anymore.
00:08:53I think that there's, yeah, I mean, basically it's just people do things one way on the one bank, like you say, and the one thing.
00:08:59There's the Judea is people's front, and then there's the people's front of Judea.
00:09:03Yeah, I get it.
00:09:04And they throw spears across the banks.
00:09:06So you have a new song on your new record, Songs for Silverman, called Jesus Land.
00:09:10Was this inspired by Nashville?
00:09:12Not Nashville as much.
00:09:14I live in a rather blue neighborhood, and I just stay there and I walk.
00:09:21I don't really drive a car very much at all.
00:09:23I don't really see the ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
00:09:27That's not rock there.
00:09:29That was the Dixie land kind of deliverance.
00:09:33That was the toothless thing.
00:09:35I don't go out the toothless area of town too much.
00:09:40Yeah, it's like, I mean, Jesus Land was probably inspired more by touring than anything.
00:09:45And I just wanted it to be really more about a feeling as you walk through an inner city out to the outskirts and just the quality of what you see.
00:09:58I just think...
00:10:00If I go, if I write a song, you know, you see the title is Jesus Land, and one would assume it's going to be a preachy song, but I feel as a musician I should stay away from that because everyone knows what my point of view is likely to be because most musicians are, you know, on the proper side of things.
00:10:18At least if you're on the left bank of NASA.
00:10:20That's right.
00:10:22Yeah, I would reside on the left bank, and everyone knows that, so it's just predictable for me to take a swing.
00:10:29But Jesus Land is just like, it's all that stuff out there that you see in America.
00:10:36Well, let's hear some of that song then.
00:10:37This is Jesus Land from Ben Folds' new album, Songs for Silverman.
00:10:43Down the tracks, beautiful new glances on a hill.
00:11:00Head of the mud to fly away.
00:11:01This river above the sea knows any still.
00:11:04You'll get to see your soul.
00:11:10Jesus' name.
00:11:10She's our friend
00:11:22We're going to take a quick break.
00:11:23We'll come back with more Ben Folds.
00:11:25We'll hear some more from Songs for Silverman, and we'll find out how political Ben's fan base really is.
00:11:31It's 16 past the hour.
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00:12:07Who's got the look?
00:12:14Who's got the break?
00:12:15Who's got all the pain?
00:12:18I got this pain in my heart.
00:12:22That's all.
00:12:2321 past the hour.
00:12:24Mark Merritt.
00:12:24That's Mark Riley.
00:12:26It's Morning Selection here on Air America Radio.
00:12:28We're talking to Ben Folds.
00:12:30That, of course, is Underground by Ben Folds Live.
00:12:32It was a song that first put Ben Folds on the map.
00:12:36All right.
00:12:38I've got to ask you, what is your perfect song?
00:12:41I mean, not a song you've written, but a song you listen to.
00:12:45I think I can think of a couple.
00:12:48Marie by Randy Newman, I think, is a damn near perfect song.
00:12:52And...
00:12:54You know, Wichita Lyman is a great song.
00:12:57The Will and Glenn Campbell sing.
00:12:59What about politics?
00:13:00It seems like you're not afraid to have a song like Jesus Land on the first, on this album, on Songs for Silverman.
00:13:07You've dealt with abortion and abortion.
00:13:11sort of muted way in another song.
00:13:14And what do you feel about your audience?
00:13:16Do you find your audiences are politically motivated in any way?
00:13:19No, I don't think they are.
00:13:22And I try to keep my political views to the emotional level because I think that that's my job as a songwriter and not to make speeches, kind of like what I was saying earlier.
00:13:34I mean, my job on Brick was just to, you know, draw a portrait of what it feels like to be a teenager and be going through an abortion.
00:13:47I mean, that could be construed as either side of the fence, and it shouldn't be a political statement.
00:13:53It should just be a human statement.
00:13:55And then the same thing with Jesus Land, or there's a song on an EP I've got called All You Can Eat, and it's...
00:14:02It's a pretty sarcastic song, but it never really, it just, to me, it's just about, you know, the audience, I think, you know, because my audience is really young, and the only complaint I have is I feel like people at 18, 25 years old ought to be a little more idealistic, and I feel like we're getting a little jaded now.
00:14:24Like the kids can say, like I'll get picked up from the airport, say, by a college kid to go play a university show.
00:14:32And I'll talk about what's going on or something.
00:14:35They'll likely go, don't you know all politicians are corrupt?
00:14:39So that's just the way it is.
00:14:41You know, like grow up.
00:14:42And I think, well, you're 18 years old.
00:14:43How do you know that, first of all?
00:14:45And don't you think you should try to do something about it, second of all?
00:14:48Yeah, that's better than saying, George W. Bush is a genius, and we think he's God.
00:14:53It's not better.
00:14:54It's more dangerous, I think, because if you just go, okay, well, we know what he is, and that's okay with us because that's just the way it is.
00:15:03I think that's worse.
00:15:04You think that's worse?
00:15:05I do think it's more dangerous because it's just a total write-off.
00:15:09You're giving someone a blank check.
00:15:11Oh, so they're dismissing politics altogether.
00:15:12They're dismissing it because they feel like it's...
00:15:15They feel that it's out of their control, and they think that somehow he is looking after them, and he's being crooked on their behalf.
00:15:23I get you.
00:15:25You want to say...
00:15:27He's screwing you.
00:15:28He's not being... Right.
00:15:30This is not on your behalf.
00:15:31This is on his behalf, and that's what the problem is.
00:15:34Real quickly, you mentioned earlier a bit about Nashville and the scene there.
00:15:38What do you listen to when you're in Australia?
00:15:40Are there groups there that maybe we don't hear in the States that are... Yeah, that's right.
00:15:47That looks like the bong, actually.
00:15:49You play the bong.
00:15:51That's better.
00:15:54Yeah, well, Australia has this really amazing...
00:15:58national radio station, public-funded national radio station that's run by kids.
00:16:04And they'll play anything they want.
00:16:06And, in fact, one of the amazing things about that network is that they really get into politics in a really – there's no – I don't want to say censorship –
00:16:17They don't restrain anything.
00:16:19And it's really interesting.
00:16:21I learn a lot by being over there and listening to what, you know, teenagers are listening to in Australia and their view of what goes on over here.
00:16:29And they do that once on the hour.
00:16:30And they'll give you... There are both sides to it.
00:16:33And it's really... I mean, the music is like all over the road.
00:16:35They don't have...
00:16:36They really don't have a chart to speak up on this station, which is awesome.
00:16:39They just play whatever.
00:16:41And as a result, my records get played a lot, even like the Internet ones that aren't even available in the stores, just because someone will request it and they'll play it one time.
00:16:50And I'd rather get played one time among some other stuff than have it be like this big race, you know.
00:16:54Right on.
00:16:55The album is, the CD, I still say album because I was brought up back then.
00:16:59That's a record.
00:17:00The record, Songs for Silverman, is going to be out on, it's been out since April 26th, I guess, so it's out now.
00:17:06You can get it.
00:17:07Thanks for joining us, Ben Folds.
00:17:08It was great talking to you.
00:17:09Good to talk to you, Sam.
00:17:10Thanks.
00:17:10And before we go to break, let's hear a little bit more of the first single off, Songs for Silverman.
00:17:15This is Landed by Ben Folds.
00:17:19I was still in love.
00:17:4648 past the hour.
00:17:56Let's land this thing.
00:17:57I'm Mark Maron.
00:17:58That's Mark Riley.
00:17:59It's Morning Sedition on Air America Radio.
00:18:02I love this song.
00:18:03This is a great record.
00:18:04There's my mom.
00:18:05That's Toby Maron.
00:18:06How are you, Mom?
00:18:07I'm fine.
00:18:08Thank you.
00:18:08Thanks for coming.
00:18:09Did you remember this?
00:18:10You know this album?
00:18:11We used to have this in the car on 8-track when we had the Capri station wagon.
00:18:14Do you remember that?
00:18:15Never.
00:18:15Never.
00:18:15No, no idea.
00:18:18She has no idea.
00:18:19What station wagon?
00:18:20It was one of the big ones, you remember.
00:18:23He and Dad was compulsive with the eight tracks and, you know, just one of the many things.
00:18:27How was the trip up in Florida?
00:18:28Everything okay?
00:18:29Everything's great.
00:18:30More importantly, do I look thin?
00:18:31How do I look?
00:18:32You look so great.
00:18:36There you go, there you go.
00:18:40You got taller.
00:18:41Oh, yay!
00:18:42So, um...
00:18:42I guess, you know, now let's talk about me for a second because it's one of my favorite topics.
00:18:47Now, wasn't I always as charming and wonderful as I am now?
00:18:51Take your time on that.
00:18:53I don't want you to rush into an answer.
00:18:55Oh, boy, it's getting honest to me.
00:19:00But from what I recall, you know, Grandma always said that I was just a happy, wonderful kid full of joy and love.
00:19:06What went wrong?
00:19:07I have no idea.
00:19:09I'm a productive student.
00:19:11You're not going to take any responsibility.
00:19:13No, I understand.
00:19:14But look at you now.
00:19:15I know.
00:19:15Thank God.
00:19:17You know, my father was in here a few months back, and he came into the studio and immediately fell asleep.
00:19:21It was very encouraging.
00:19:22It's nice to have so much parental support.
00:19:27So what are we going to do in New York?
00:19:29Do you want to go to the Museum of Modern Art?
00:19:30That's the one thing that you did do well when I was growing up is that you made sure to take me to lots of art museums.
00:19:37And you gave me a good – listen to me, I'm making up for lost time here.
00:19:41Yeah, I'm making up for the best of the world.
00:19:43Yeah, and you gave me a great open mind.
00:19:46You made me a progressive.
00:19:48I remember you took me to see George McGovern in Old Town in Albuquerque, New Mexico when he was running for president.
00:19:54What was that, 1972?
00:19:541972, sure.
00:19:55Do you remember doing that?
00:19:57No, I don't, but I'm sure I did.
00:20:00That's not something I would do.
00:20:01You definitely took me to that.
00:20:02And then there was all the times that you, you know, left me in the parking lot of Hebrew school because you apparently had other plans.
00:20:08Of course, there was the never-ending husky section issue.
00:20:12But George Montgomery did.
00:20:13We talk about that.
00:20:13You always talk about the husky section.
00:20:15Yes, yes.
00:20:16But that's behind me.
00:20:17That's true.
00:20:18Because now I'm not that.
00:20:20Look at you now.
00:20:20Oh, this is great.
00:20:21You look so terrific.
00:20:22And funny, right?
00:20:23How funny am I?
00:20:24I am so proud.
00:20:24I'm sitting here just...
00:20:26Excelling?
00:20:27Excelling.
00:20:28That's what they say.
00:20:29Excelling.
00:20:29Excelling.
00:20:30Can we get some real estate tips from you, Ma?
00:20:32Sure, sure.
00:20:32I mean, is the market done or what?
00:20:34I don't think it is.
00:20:35Really?
00:20:36I really don't.
00:20:36From everything I hear in Florida, it's not.
00:20:39Oh, okay.
00:20:40Because, you know, there's about to be an article coming out next week in some magazine or newspaper here in New York.
00:20:44It says it's almost all over here in New York.
00:20:46But they do that every six months, I think, just to scare people.
00:20:49So that means, you know, but what does all over mean?
00:20:51Does that mean I can get a two-bedroom for $1.7 million as opposed to $2.1 million?
00:20:55That's it, $400,000 savings.
00:20:57And what happens if you sell your house?
00:20:59Where are you going?
00:21:01Under a bridge?
00:21:02Oh, that's much cheaper.
00:21:04And they can wash the clothes right in the water like the Indians did.
00:21:07Mr. Marin, is it true that you caught Mark smoking pot once?
00:21:12And what did you do?
00:21:13Did you actually tell him to go upstairs and play guitar?
00:21:17Well, yeah, maybe.
00:21:21It was across the street.
00:21:22I was over at, you know, I don't know if I should mention people's names.
00:21:26Yeah, so I smoked pot and I came home and you got that weird look on your face where, you know, you thought you were going to disappoint me and then, you know, you got afraid of that.
00:21:34You're like, Mark, and then I knew I was safe.
00:21:40She goes, are you stoned?
00:21:41And I said, yes, I am.
00:21:43And you just got all flustered and you said, well, then why don't you go play guitar?
00:21:47They say you played better when you're like that.
00:21:49I said that.
00:21:50Yeah, you did.
00:21:51I did.
00:21:51In retrospect, did that seem like punishment to you?
00:21:56No, I wanted to see if it was true.
00:21:59She was experimenting on you.
00:22:03And in your recollection, was it true?
00:22:05I thought you always played guitar well.
00:22:08Oh, my God.
00:22:10You know what?
00:22:10This is a whole different, Mom.
00:22:11You know what?
00:22:12Now I'm going to have to send you more flowers.
00:22:14Thank you for being here, Mom.
00:22:15The other ones never came.
00:22:18So the next ones will be the first ones.
00:22:22Well, you know, maybe there's a delivery problem.
00:22:23I'll call.
00:22:25Hang out for a minute.
00:22:26Let me do these.
00:22:27Good morning, geniuses, philosopher kings and queens, working class heroes, progressive utopians with no sense of humor.
00:22:42How are you doing?
00:22:42Lurking conservatives.
00:22:44Welcome aboard, self-important people.
00:22:46How are you?
00:22:47And also just you people who are just...
00:22:49Getting over the weekend, moving into work.
00:22:51It's Monday morning, and I'm already crawling out of my skin, Riley, but it's going to be all right.
00:22:55Why are you crawling out of your skin?
00:22:56Because, my friend, I'm still a little sick.
00:22:58This cold has gone on for a week and two days.
00:23:01There's still something.
00:23:02I think there is a bunch of trolls living in my bronchial passages.
00:23:06I don't know what is going on, but I'll get on these coughing jacks.
00:23:10I'm not going to the doctor.
00:23:11You know why?
00:23:12Because I don't like to go to the doctor, Riley.
00:23:15Did you go to the sauna like I told you?
00:23:17All they have is a dry sauna at my gym.
00:23:19They don't have a steam room.
00:23:20I think you need a steam room to loosen stuff up.
00:23:22You got a steam room at your gym?
00:23:24Got both.
00:23:25Okay, see, I don't have both.
00:23:26I could have went into my bathroom and did the steam thing, but I did not.
00:23:30So here's what I'm just a little cranky about that because it's kept me out of the gym for two weeks.
00:23:34And not that I'm a compulsive gym goer, but it makes me feel a little...
00:23:38You know, I'm just like, I just want to do, you know, I got to do something.
00:23:43Chris Lopresto, you know why he's doing this, don't you?
00:23:46Because his mom was in town.
00:23:47Oh, of course.
00:23:49No, apparently she said, I look good.
00:23:50There was a defense made.
00:23:52My wife, Mishina, made a defense that I don't like Mark when he's too thin.
00:23:56And my mother said, yes, reluctantly said, yes, I know what you're talking about.
00:24:01And my wife said, yes, because he gets scrawny and his head looks funny.
00:24:06And my mother said, yeah, I know what you're saying.
00:24:10He gets too gaunt.
00:24:11And I'm like, great.
00:24:12What's up?
00:24:13What's up, Chris?
00:24:14Oh, you know, did she mention anything else to you?
00:24:16Like anything negative?
00:24:17Like, I don't know, maybe your gray hair or something?
00:24:20You mean like right when I walked in?
00:24:22I hadn't seen her in a year and a half.
00:24:23She comes down to the show.
00:24:25She goes, hi.
00:24:25Oh, look, you're getting gray.
00:24:28Da-da-da-da.
00:24:29You know, I don't mind.
00:24:31What else did she say?
00:24:32She said, Mark, are you the oldest one here?
00:24:37Boy, that made me feel great.
00:24:39She hasn't seen you yet.
00:24:42That's what I'm talking about.
00:24:46What is that?
00:24:48It'll be all right, man.
00:24:49I hope it's going to be all right.
00:24:51I'm done with it.
00:24:52I don't know what it is.
00:24:53I don't even smoke anymore.
00:24:54You know, at least when you smoke.
00:24:55Every time I used to get a cold like this when I smoked or get the bronchial thing going, I was so excited because I thought it was actually doing something.
00:25:02Like, it's erasing it.
00:25:03It's erasing everything out of my chest.
00:25:06But when do I give up, right?
00:25:07Look at this.
00:25:08I'm going through the New York Times.
00:25:10I'm going through the New York Times Magazine, and I'm going to show you this.
00:25:12You can't see this, obviously, if you're just listening to the radio.
00:25:16But you see this, Riley?
00:25:16You see what that is?
00:25:17You see what that is?
00:25:19Oh, yeah.
00:25:20The Big Dean.
00:25:21Let me explain it to the people out there.
00:25:23Please.
00:25:23This is called The Ball.
00:25:24It's a Dyson vacuum cleaner.
00:25:26It's called The Ball.
00:25:27Now, I just bought a Dyson.
00:25:28What was it, less than a year ago?
00:25:30Not even.
00:25:31Right.
00:25:31I got the top-of-the-line excellent Dyson.
00:25:33I love the thing because it helps me with all the cats.
00:25:36I got the three feral cats.
00:25:37We're all doing fine.
00:25:38I can touch them all now.
00:25:39It's all very exciting.
00:25:40But the Dyson is the excellent vacuum cleaner to vacuum up the can here because it never loses suction and you can just pull the canister out.
00:25:47I was very excited about it.
00:25:48But now, less than a year later, they got one.
00:25:50Look at that.
00:25:51It looks like this thing.
00:25:52It's got this big ball on it.
00:25:54How fun does that look?
00:25:55So you can turn corners with it.
00:25:56It moves around.
00:25:57I don't even know what it does.
00:25:58I can't even explain it.
00:26:00And I'm not pushing Dyson here.
00:26:02My point is this.
00:26:03All right.
00:26:04Everything becomes obsolete.
00:26:06Right.
00:26:06Planned obsolescence is screwing everybody.
00:26:08All right.
00:26:08Now, iPods, we've had iPod discussions.
00:26:11I'm now completely comfortable with the fact that I'm not going to have one.
00:26:13I'm not going to get any of them because I know in a year or two, you're going to have a Betamax in your pocket.
00:26:17All right.
00:26:18That's what you're going to have, Chris.
00:26:19I don't know what the next thing is, but I don't care.
00:26:21My phone, I'm not going to update the phone as long as I can call people with it.
00:26:24I don't need to take pictures.
00:26:26I don't need to fly.
00:26:27I don't need to be able to play games.
00:26:29I'm one of these people.
00:26:31Even with the computer on some level, I do email and I do a little research, but I tend to like my time.
00:26:38Well, I'll tell you what.
00:26:39Because I know that with all of this technology and all of this kind of foolishness, there's one story this morning, Mark Barrett.
00:26:47One story that warmed the cockles of your heart the minute you heard about it.
00:26:51Which one is that?
00:26:52The Jackson Pollock story.
00:26:53No, I know.
00:26:54I know.
00:26:54Well, that to me is a lucky thing.
00:26:56And that, you know, that to me, I'll get into that in one second.
00:27:00You know, this, maybe the ball vacuum would be better.
00:27:02But do you want to buy the other Dyson?
00:27:04Does anyone want to buy the other Dyson?
00:27:07How much?
00:27:07How much?
00:27:08I'll trade you for the iPod.
00:27:09let's trade obsolete technology they're both going to be out in a few days anyways but this thing's got a ball it swivels around look how cool that ad is i'm in but this is the same thing with uh with anorexic men i'm tired of this stuff the low carb crap forget about it you know i have now there's sections in this in the supermarket for low carb stuff i'm starting to notice literally you watch tv i was watching regis and kathy for some reason for two minutes and the uh the producer guy gelman
00:27:35He's an anorexic man.
00:27:36You see this all the time.
00:27:37You literally see men who are like in their 40s who are gone.
00:27:40Their head looks too big because they're addicted to low carbs.
00:27:43They're in a constant state of keratosis.
00:27:45Is that what it's called?
00:27:47Carotic ketosis.
00:27:49Well, you know, my wife.
00:27:51Now, my wife bought a loaf of this low carb bread last week.
00:27:54Still sitting there unopened.
00:27:56A week later.
00:27:57It's just a repackaging of the diet craze.
00:27:59It doesn't mean anything.
00:28:00And this ketosis situation is apparently not that healthy.
00:28:03I think this is where, I better do some research on it because I don't quite understand it.
00:28:07It happens a lot in diabetics.
00:28:09It's where you start to utilize, I think you no longer, you burn all your, what am I going to make something up?
00:28:16You start to metabolize your own body fat.
00:28:17Yeah, right.
00:28:18It's something like that.
00:28:20But apparently it's not that healthy.
00:28:22And the thing that scares me, not unlike the Dyson and the iPod and everything else, is that when do you just surrender, for God's sake?
00:28:28I'm wearing a pair of Levi's that I've had for years.
00:28:31I'm not ashamed of that.
00:28:32That used to mean they had integrity.
00:28:33I don't buy them already broken in.
00:28:35When do you just sort of...
00:28:37When do you just relax, for God's sake?
00:28:39Broke it in, Levi.
00:28:41Go ahead, Maren.
00:28:42Keep going.
00:28:42When do you relax?
00:28:43When do you relax?
00:28:44When do I just let my belly go?
00:28:46When can I just do that?
00:28:47When you're 80.
00:28:48Oh, no.
00:28:48Then you won't have one.
00:28:49I so much want to relax.
00:28:51I don't want to be part of this competition anymore.
00:28:53Is there something wrong with that?
00:28:55But then people laugh at you.
00:28:56You know, when you pull your phone up, they're like, what is that?
00:28:59That's cute.
00:29:00Who's laughing at you, my friend?
00:29:02laughing at you.
00:29:03Watch out the guy in my head who's laughing.
00:29:05He's laughing right now that I'm even talking about this.
00:29:07And then some guy is a forger like you were talking about.
00:29:10I had this dream, and this is something I get from my father, my poor father.
00:29:15Jackson Pollock, this guy, apparently his family, this guy, Alex Matter, whose family knew Pollock out on the vineyard.
00:29:22They found in a warehouse, like these things were in a bundle next to a boiler or something, like some 32 previously unknown works by abstract art icon Jackson Pollock.
00:29:33That's what it says right here on the press.
00:29:34But you know what that means?
00:29:36That's like $100 million.
00:29:40It's a treasure-finding thing, man.
00:29:44Don't you just want to come upon that?
00:29:45But I know it's not going to happen.
00:29:47But you know what?
00:29:48At a point, man, I really believe that Jackson Pollock's art transcends how much you can get for any single...
00:29:55It's been an extraordinary find, 32.
00:29:57Very exciting to see these early pieces.
00:30:00Some of them were not even finished.
00:30:01And this guy is doing the right thing.
00:30:04He wants to tour the country with them as an examination of these new look into the art and the mind of Jackson Pollock.
00:30:12Absolutely.
00:30:12But there's something interesting and exciting on a treasure finding.
00:30:16Everyone wants to have that moment.
00:30:19I know, I know.
00:30:19Where you're like, oh, my God.
00:30:20Look at what I have.
00:30:22And this guy's not even going to sell it.
00:30:23They're going to keep it in the family.
00:30:25But, you know, obviously very excited to see the work, but would love to, because I have a couple of pieces of art that I got from my great aunt in New Jersey.
00:30:33I don't know if they're worth anything, though.
00:30:34You know, but there's still the dream that you're presenting.
00:30:37To the store that does that?
00:30:40Well, I mean, if you get an appraiser to do that.
00:30:42Right.
00:30:42We're thinking about it.
00:30:43I don't want to say the name of the artist.
00:30:46But it rhymes with Paysan.
00:30:48I'm kidding.
00:30:48No, it could not be.
00:30:49How could it be Paysan?
00:30:50Can you imagine if it sounded like Paysan?
00:30:52It's not even a matter of selling it.
00:30:54It's knowing that that thing that you have, there's so few things in life that you have that so much integrity, that so much value, that we'll never lose our value.
00:31:01But everything, I guess, fades away into dust and we just rot.
00:31:05Have a good Monday.
00:31:08We'll be back with some talk about the Senate and what they're up to.
00:31:11And actually, you know, it's going to be a great week.
00:31:14I have some other things I want to talk about later, but we've got to get into the filibuster struggle.
00:31:19We have some good guests.
00:31:20On today's show, Greg Proofs is going to be here later in the hour.
00:31:24We've got Noah Feldman, one of the co-drafters of the first Iraqi constitution, who is very up on what is happening in terms of the Civil War and the movement towards Civil War.
00:31:36And when do you call it Civil War?
00:31:37He's the author of What We Owe, Iraq, War and Ethics of Nation Building.
00:31:40Very bright guy.
00:31:41In just a few minutes, Tom Hodgkinson is going to be on the phone with us from England about his book, How to Be Idle, which, let me tell you something, is a lifestyle that I miss more than you can ever imagine.
00:31:53Likewise.
00:31:5315 past the hour, Air America Radio.

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